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A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
— Fred Allen —
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
— Emo Philips —
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