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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. —   Mark Twain   —
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died. —   Malcolm Forbes   —
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. —   Oscar Wilde   —
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. —   Mark Twain   —
Money often costs too much. —   Ralph Waldo Emerson   —
Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs. —   Hilary Hinton (Zig) Ziglar   —
A grand passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do. —   Oscar Wilde   —
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. —   Mark Twain   —
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. —   Oscar Wilde   —
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. —   Lucille Ball   —