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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. —   Mark Twain   —
I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it. —   Mark Twain   —
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read. —   Mark Twain   —
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. —   Mark Twain   —
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. —   Mark Twain   —
I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened. —   Mark Twain   —
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. —   Mark Twain   —
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. —   Mark Twain   —
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie. —   Mark Twain   —
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. —   Mark Twain   —