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Some stories are true that never happened. —   Elie Weisel   —
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. —   Jean-Paul Kauffmann   —
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. —   Ella Harris   —
Alcohol is not the answer it just makes you forget the question. —   Unknown   —
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. —   Mark Twain   —
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life. —   Oscar Wilde   —
The secret to happiness is low expectations. —   Barry Schwartz   —
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. —   Unknown   —
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead. —   Benjamin Franklin   —
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. —   Agatha Christie   —