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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions. —   Unknown   —
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. —   John Fitzgerald Kennedy (JFK)   —
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. —   Jean-Paul Sartre   —
Wit is educated insolence. —   Aristotle   —
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. —   James Branch Cabell   —
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. —   Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx   —
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. —   Hector Hugh Munro (Saki)   —
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. —   Sharon Stone   —
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. —   George Bernard Shaw   —
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. —   Edward Estlin (E. E.) Cummings   —