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A woman begins by resisting a man's advances, and ends by blocking his retreat. —   Oscar Wilde   —
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. —   Mark Twain   —
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly. —   Oscar Wilde   —
The covers of this book are too far apart. —   Ambrose Bierce   —
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie. —   Mark Twain   —
Oh! don't use big words. They mean so little. —   Oscar Wilde   —
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people. —   Unknown   —
Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them. —   Unknown   —
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness. —   Cicero   —
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. —   Frank Hubbard   —