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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
— Oscar Wilde —
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
— John Adams —
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
— George Carlin —
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
— Steven Wright —
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
— Unknown —
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
— Norm Crosby —
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
— Isaac Asimov —
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
— John Wilmot —
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
— Rod Stewart —
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
— Bob Hope —
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