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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
— Unknown —
The very best thing you can do for the whole world is to make the most of yourself.
— Wallace Wattles —
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
— Russell Baker —
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
— George Carlin —
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
— Washington Irving —
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