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Five Random Quotations

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions. —   Unknown   —
The very best thing you can do for the whole world is to make the most of yourself. —   Wallace Wattles   —
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. —   Russell Baker   —
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. —   George Carlin   —
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. —   Washington Irving   —
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