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Five Random Quotations

Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you? —   Unknown   —
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. —   George Bernard Shaw   —
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. —   Michael Pritchard   —
What lies in our power to do, lies in our power not to do. —   Aristotle   —
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. —   John Wilmot   —
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