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Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?
— Unknown —
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
— George Bernard Shaw —
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
— Michael Pritchard —
What lies in our power to do, lies in our power not to do.
— Aristotle —
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
— John Wilmot —
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